sometimes it takes an idiot to get the job done
A Foresight Films/MEDiAKiN Production
Who is Joseph Reedman?
Meet Joseph Reedman. He has the supporting father, the 9-5 job and a girlfriend on the horizon. He is a god in his own eyes, but to everyone else he is a professional idiot. When his estranged brother Liam lands on his doorstep asking for help, life starts to take an unexpected turn and Joseph is faced with decisions that will alter his structured existence and maybe get him the woman of his dreams.
What is this crazy film all about?
Love....family....life....stupidity....bad dancing....compelling facial hair....You name it, this film has it, and all in bundle that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time.
THE PROFESSIONAL IDIOT will take you on a magical journey (unicorns excluded) into the life of Joseph Reedman - the ultimate self-assured geek/idiot you can find. You will get to meet his grumpy bastard father, Keith; his nosey and sassy neighbour, Martha; his black sheep spunk rat of a brother, Liam; his ultimate office hottie crush, Sophie; and his endearing and 'special' friends Bernard and Silvia - who stand by his silliness time and time again. Together they are the A-Team of 'Awkward Moments' and will hopefully will tickle your funny bits with joy.
Why do I feel unnaturally attracted to Joseph Reedman and where do I seek medical help to overcome this disease?
Oddly enough Joseph Reedman is a magnet for something and we haven't quite figured out what or why, but so far the trailers have caused much of a stir that people are just lapping up the free stuffs provided in the 'Free Stuffs' section of this website. However after various test screenings of the film we have come to a conclusion that it is in fact Joseph's moustache that may be acting out as an independent agent wooing many with its bristly charms.
If you feel that you have been 'Joseph'd' and need a guiding light out of your 'Joseph Delirium' then join the official support group 'Joseph is on my mind' at the following www.josephisonmymind.com
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tempting teasers and tantalising
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check out below the funky teasers and bits and pieces of Joseph Reedman in moving picture... it's HOTTER than melted butter!
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Are you an idiot?
We want to hear stories of idiot-ness that you have to share, whether it's your own tales of stupidity or witnessing someone else's. We just want to see if you are truly on the same level of specialness as Joseph. Go on share if you dare!
The best story offered up will win 2 tickets to the Australian Premier of the 'The Professional Idiot '....... now that's just bonza value!
Write to us at with your story - idiotstory_theprofessionalidiot.com
Joseph Sightings
Currently we have reports filtering in from across the globe [actually only one report and from New Zealand who is an undisclosed family member of Joseph's] that Joseph has been sighted purchasing moustache wax at a local grocery store. The brand of wax was not identified. However it is believed that Joseph was buying this wax to groom the furry member that resides on his upper lip.
Have you got a 'Joseph Sighting' to share? Go to www.josephisonmymind.com and blog down your sighting - whether it be real, dream or fantasy...
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Free Stuffs
Call me - Joseph Wallpaper
Sexy Joseph Mobile Pic
Get in touch with your inner idiot by getting these cool items and infesting your computer and mobile phone with awkward poses of Joseph as a screensaver, mobile phone picture, toilet door decoration, school book cover.... and la de da - flippin' heck! That's great value and all at the discounted price of nothing.
Also be on the lookout for more free stuffs to come.
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Joseph 'tash and beard Cutout Pack
Silly Joseph Mobile Pic
TO DO - SHOPPING LIST
Pick up dad's Depends 1 teeth whitenetts powder
2 sachets green sequences with blue highlight 1 moustache wax
2m of black lycra for medieval costumes 1 mint fresh mouth spray
2 kgs carrots check out 'the professional idiot' movie
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